Nerdist Photo Caption Contest 4
by Chris Hardwick on March 18, 2010
Did YOU whisper secrets to an alpaca today? No?
Then vicariously live through ME.
I thought this would make the perfect pic for the next photo caption contest. Submit your entries in the “Comments” section below. The deadline is Sunday, March 21st at midnight PST.
First prize is a pick-whichever-tshirt-you-like from the awesome design nerds at Wire & Twine (pending availability, naturally).
Now caption awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
While receiving the grand tour, the Alpaca spotted a tiny door on one side of the room and asked if that was Chuey’s office, and Chris informed him that it was actually Seacrest’s.
Chris:Hey Alpaca do you know what has fur all over it and spits when it’s threatened?
Alpaca: Duh! Alpacas
Chris: No silly Pumpkin from Flava of Love!
Wait! Alpacas give wool and not milk?! And this is a male one?! Then how did I fill this bucket up?!
Nerdist’s performance rider is VERY specific.
You know, most of the alpacas I date shave down there…
Chris’s dreams of getting his own sitcom were smashed when he realized bringing a llama was a mistake. He should have never split with Mr. Ed.
Chris Hardwick asks Lady Gaga to caption his photo.
(Twilight Zone music)
I use Herbal Essences. What about you?
Hey alpaca, I think we share the same hairstylist. You know Ryan? Ya Ryan, the guy with a million jobs. That elf who works at Kids Kuts. Ya…him…. The other day I went there and Ryan let me pick what animal I could sit on. I picked the ass. I like asses. I bet Ryan doesn’t let you sit on asses does he? He probably makes you sit in one of those boring regular chairs. Stupid alpaca…. Hey did you catch the latest episode of Lost?
I like your nappy alpaca hair, and I’m not talking about the stuff on your head.
no criss it wont be your girl friend.
Chris Hardwick replaces Joe Francis as host of Girls Gone Wild. Girls also replaced.
Ok Llama the plan is you spit on Kevin Pererra and I will take over as host of Attack of the Show MWHAHAHAHA!
Right Turn Clyde!
“what is that camera doing in our house?”
“Have you seen Web Soup?’
“We WILL find Joel McHale and dominate all soups! And then to Cracker Barrel!”
I’m singling YOU out, mr. Llama.
“I was wondering if you could get me another one of those 5-layer burritos….for 89 cents…”
Don’t worry, Jeff Ross. We’ll find the person who did this and turn you human again.
Some of the guys are saying, um, well they’ve been saying that you’re an alpaca. It would be totally fine if you were. But you would have told me, right? I’d have nothing against it if you were, I just thought you should know what people were saying. That you’re an alpaca and all. So, um, are you?
“I’m telling you, all we need is a pan flute. We’ll be millionaires.”
When you get to the island try to blend in. Bring me back any info you can about what the hell is going to happen and if you see black smoke tell it your a polar bear.
Shhhh! We’re not having this conversation right now, we’re in public!
Oh my God becky! Check out that super slutty lama… her utters are just so out there.
I’m so glad we had this conversation Sara Jesicca Parker.
… And though Chris loved the alpaca, their love was forbidden, and he had to say goodbye to his lover.
Is this real life?
“Im in room 163E, i’ll be waiting.”
Chris: “Don’t worry, my pole can handle everything”
Llama: llama,llama?
Chris: “Stop asking and do everything I say”
Llama: LLAMA! LLAMA!
“i want to wear you…if you…know what i mean…”
This time YOU take the chubby best friend
It was then, in one sweet whisper, that the alpaca was able to combine all the theories of matter, time and space into a unified law. Unfortunately, after another less than sweet whisper, he was convinced to give up science and star in a wacky buddy-cop film called ” Nerdist and the ‘Paca: 3D”.
*nibble*
CHRIS: I can see that persons butt.
The hills Sancho, the hills… la Libertad!
“Great, Chewie, great! Always thinkin’ with your stomach.”
shush, tell no one of the things i’ll be doing to you. Wait a minute you can’t talk! Swweeeet. Now just don’t start screaming and everything will be alright. Well not for you when i chop you head off and prepare you for dinner, but thanks ahead of time for sex and dinner.
When alpcas lie.
I love you too Llama, and I’m not afraid.
Look, it’s @JohnCMayer.
Do you think the C stands for “cuddle?!”
“OK Mr. Packa, you’re going to protect me from all those disgruntled contestants from Trashed.”
Chris Hardwick accepts his Weird Alpaca at the first annual Weird Al Awards.
“tickle my balls or its back in the hole for you”
Look I don’t me to be a dick, but would it kill you to take out your novelty contacts. We get it your eyes are the window to your black abyss of a soul. blah blah blah.
Look I don’t mean to be a dick, but would it kill you to take out your novelty contacts. We get it your eyes are the window to your black abyss of a soul. blah blah blah.
Yes, I voted for Obama. But, I came here to rural Tennessee to rescue you, not tempt fate by talking politics in a hushed tone around a bunch of hill people.
Seriously, you can tell me if he’s hurting you.