Comments on: Jet Packs 4 Sale! Gitchyer Jet Packs!

By: Doug Hogan » weekly life

Doug Hogan » weekly life — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:04:42 +0000

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By: ChadK

ChadK — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:09:18 +0000

The reason its so big is because its not a jet pack. Its a twin fan 200hp motorcycle engine. http://www.techchee.com/2008/07/30/martins-jet-pack-another-one-man-flying-machine/

By: @gs1010

@gs1010 — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:49:43 +0000

I agree wit Brian earl. The crotch harness team seems to have left work behind. It’s not supposed to be a $75,000 wedgie machine. . . .right?

By: jamesmoore80

jamesmoore80 — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 18:51:00 +0000

I want to see a landing.

By: junkwes

junkwes — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 07:30:05 +0000

jet “pack?”

By: Dan

Dan — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:40:04 +0000

Except for millionaire playboy Bruce Wayne…that guy’s too much of a pussy to strap one of THOSE to his back.

By: Artrip

Artrip — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:29:36 +0000

Question; Does it have a built in Ipod dock?

By: Brian Earl

Brian Earl — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:08:37 +0000

I think this replaces the porche as the thing you have to buy during you mid-life crisis. unfortunately its a tad more difficult to convince hookers to give you road head.

You know some hillbilly sees this thing a wonders how drunk he can get while racing them competitively. Chewing tobacco will be the new bird shit on cars.

and the cock harness on this thing seems a bit much, although buying one of these is like screaming to the world “I have a tiny dick that is barely affected by this cinched-up vinyl attached to a fucking rocket .”

And how are the super sized sci-fi nerds that this thing appeals to the most going to afford it. unless a few hundred BobaFett impersonators pool their cash to live the dream

By: AE

AE — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 20:41:26 +0000

so this thing has a 5 gallon tank, goes 30 miles, that’s 6mpg tops…

my normal commute to work is 17 miles/30-40min for $2.50 worth of gas probably (already have to buy premium)

with this bad boy it would be 11 miles/11 min for $4.50

2x a day and that’s a difference of just $4 extra for no traffic, 38-58 min less commute time, and looking super awesome.

if these are $75k now for the first adopters, in 10 years these will probably be the same price as a cheap car.

sign me up. in 10 years.

By: Bizzarojoel

Bizzarojoel — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 20:33:01 +0000

Terry O’Quinn is gonna be pissed!