Jet Packs 4 Sale! Gitchyer Jet Packs!

by Chris Hardwick on March 5, 2010

A plucky New Zealand manufacturer is about to start selling jet packs to people for $75,000. So far no license is required and they can propel humans up to a mile in the air at 60 mph.

Statisticians expect millionaire playboy deaths to go up 112%.

via GOOD Blog

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Kaileigh March 5, 2010 at 11:00 am

ahahha YAYYYY. WANT.

lawrence March 5, 2010 at 11:07 am

i’ll take two, please….

Deltus March 5, 2010 at 11:09 am

Want it very much, but with my luck I’d be, oh, a mile up and run out of fuel or get hit by a plane or somesuch. Fortunately, I haven’t got a spare 75 grand burning a hole in my pocket.

KeepingYouAwake March 5, 2010 at 12:10 pm

That’s really – REALLY – big. Future, you’re still letting me down.

Dave-O March 5, 2010 at 12:16 pm

Kinda small for me, don’t they make a bigger model?

@RealKev March 5, 2010 at 12:23 pm

(Classified ad from the distant future) Used Jetpack for sale – Only jetted a couple of times by a little old lady to get to and from her job at Spacely Sprockets. NOTE: This model does NOT turn into a briefcase for easy carrying. User interface upgraded to Internet Explorer 6.0.2600.144.xpsp_sp48_gdr_jetpack_martin_JP. This jetpack is AS-IS. No warranty. $4500.00 OBO call 867-5309

** These are just not worth as much since the XP-38s came out! **

Bizzarojoel March 5, 2010 at 12:33 pm

Terry O’Quinn is gonna be pissed!

AE March 5, 2010 at 12:41 pm

so this thing has a 5 gallon tank, goes 30 miles, that’s 6mpg tops…

my normal commute to work is 17 miles/30-40min for $2.50 worth of gas probably (already have to buy premium)

with this bad boy it would be 11 miles/11 min for $4.50

2x a day and that’s a difference of just $4 extra for no traffic, 38-58 min less commute time, and looking super awesome.

if these are $75k now for the first adopters, in 10 years these will probably be the same price as a cheap car.

sign me up. in 10 years.

Brian Earl March 5, 2010 at 1:08 pm

I think this replaces the porche as the thing you have to buy during you mid-life crisis. unfortunately its a tad more difficult to convince hookers to give you road head.

You know some hillbilly sees this thing a wonders how drunk he can get while racing them competitively. Chewing tobacco will be the new bird shit on cars.

and the cock harness on this thing seems a bit much, although buying one of these is like screaming to the world “I have a tiny dick that is barely affected by this cinched-up vinyl attached to a fucking rocket .”

And how are the super sized sci-fi nerds that this thing appeals to the most going to afford it. unless a few hundred BobaFett impersonators pool their cash to live the dream

Artrip March 5, 2010 at 1:29 pm

Question; Does it have a built in Ipod dock?

Dan March 5, 2010 at 1:40 pm

Except for millionaire playboy Bruce Wayne…that guy’s too much of a pussy to strap one of THOSE to his back.

junkwes March 6, 2010 at 11:30 pm

jet “pack?”

jamesmoore80 March 7, 2010 at 10:51 am

I want to see a landing.

@gs1010 March 7, 2010 at 12:49 pm

I agree wit Brian earl. The crotch harness team seems to have left work behind. It’s not supposed to be a $75,000 wedgie machine. . . .right?

ChadK March 7, 2010 at 7:09 pm

The reason its so big is because its not a jet pack. Its a twin fan 200hp motorcycle engine. http://www.techchee.com/2008/07/30/martins-jet-pack-another-one-man-flying-machine/

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