GAHHHH! Old Lady Sprouts Horn!!!
by Chris Hardwick on March 26, 2010
I got nothin’ for this one. Other than abject terror, that is…I mean, I’m sure it’s nothing more than a benign cutaneous keratinous tumor but GAH!!!
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by Chris Hardwick on March 26, 2010
I got nothin’ for this one. Other than abject terror, that is…I mean, I’m sure it’s nothing more than a benign cutaneous keratinous tumor but GAH!!!
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Someone find the holy water and quickly!
That is one HUGE fucking mole hair!
I’m jealous.
WHAT THE F%#K?!?!?!?!?!
Still saving up to remove that second horn!!
The worst part about this? Look on the left side of her forehead.
There’s another one about to emerge.
Ah from the twitter I thought it’d be my Ex-g/f
She could get a part in Chronicles of Nanna-na.
Or should you say, “BAAAAAAAH!” ?
Perhaps it’s an aphrodisiac, like the “lower” horn
I kinda want to have sex with it. its not gay, its make believe.
ooo me so horny!! seriously im very horny.
It’s Nanageddon!
Another reason to die young. Well played, Horn Lady. Well played.
That looks too much like photoshop to me.
Why couldn’t I pick this character in Street fighter II?
sweet jesus!…..holy shit balls!
woot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlTDSsJ1Jew
its Horned Gramma . . Give a kissy kiss fer Gran-gran. . . if it weren’t fer this horn, you wouldn’t a been born…
Man, this reminds me, I haven’t seen Legend in like, forever.
looks like she had the horn on the right removed. seriously. this chick is a demon or her mother got donkfunkulous with a bull.
Welcome to the Chronicles of Nannyia! Ugh! That’s the ugliest faun I’ve ever seen! Send it to “Free Billy” they’ll know what to do.
Hmmm… I sense photoshop.
Hellboy is not aging well
“Here’s a quarter. Go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face”
-Uncle Buck
that old woman is EVIL…..I TOLD you SHE’S EVIL!!
I’m not going to pop that whitehead!
It’s a blackhead, dork!
Sorry blackhead then!! Somebody get the duct tape.
shut up and get upstairs so we can do it, nineblind. Although, I’m not as horny as grandma…
I am….
And in a related story, the very last unicorn has been found dead.
Uhhhh grief,; If that is photoshop, I don’t know a single person who could kiss the boots of that artist. If not, HEAD FOR THE HILLS! because the end is nearer than we first thought!
i’d still rather have that gnarly business in my mouth than a hot pocket side shot
She’s obviously at the My Demon Lover convention…
I think the other one broke off or something. You can see the mark from the right one that doesn’t scare me at all. I’m fine with it really. Excuse me while I go into my room and huddle in the corner chanting to myself about how everything is going to be okay.
Michael
Hey “you forgot to put the toilet seat down’
Come-on just try it “Sit on my face”!
looks like grandma caught a mean case of goat herpes
My Mom use to tell me to “don’t just use your head for a coat rack”
Jerry Cusick
” Radivoguy”
Ya know ” My dad use to tell me use your head for more than a hat rack”
Radivoguy
I bet she would feel less awkward if she had a matching horn on the other side. I know I would.
Hey ” does anyone want to play pin the tail on the donkey”?
radivoguy
“I don’t understand why they won’t let me play in the flag football game”?
” Radivoguy”
Oh look it’s Lucifer’s grate grate grate grate grandmother
K, so I looked up this disease and it’s for real, though it looks like most of the time you don’t get such an elegant configuration. But seriously, first sign of the horn, wouldn’t you be inclined to cut it off or shave it down?
Shit, I can’t even go a week into a beard without tugging at the little fuckers coming out of my face.
that horns so big it made Chris hardwick change his name to Chris Harddick
im sorry i just had to … im so hornee
Just like NineBlind