Thumbs up INDEED, Smiley Cyrus!
Tired of staring at your dog’s ugly crap crevice? Well slap a flap over that stink winker!
Whether you’re trying to conceal unsightly puckering or reduce temptation for your weird dog anus fetish, Rear Gear has a butthole cover for YOU. What happens when your dog starts pooping? I dunno! But I imagine it would be somewhat similar to having someone push a cake under a door and into a carpet. I guess you’d have to get one and then wait patiently while creepily focused on your dog’s ass with an unblinking eye to find out for sure.
Thanks, Rear Gear! This might motivate me to finally make a lipstick cap for awkward dog boners.
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it’s not actually a sticker, you tie it around the dog’s tail and the design dangles over its butt. that said, it’s still madly weird.
/facepalm
Although if they proceeded to make one for a woman’s mouth, I might be intrigued.
Scratch and Sniff?
So when my dog rubs his ass on the carpet, will the carpet Now smell like flowers and not anal glands?
I wonder if my cat, Ol’ One-Eye, would put up with one of these…?
uh.. is it me or is that chick kinda hot? does that make me creepy?
I’d like a different angle to that photo – showing that chicks Rear Gear. I bet she has quite a stink nugget.
Not sure which I find more disturbing: that someone actually thought this shit up, that someone somewhere decided this was a good enough idea to bankroll, or the fact that this (yes, hot looking) woman has her face right beside the dog’s ass and is giving the thumb’s up sign.
I would rather look at that then suckubi butt…..but what if they eat it??
She is Hot, because her competition is a Dogs ASS.
If only that dogs butt smelled as good as that flowers. but he can only hope so.
Can you just imagine the excitement of this model to have gotten her big break!
Then she has to tell people what the modeling job she got was.
I thought nothing could ever blow my mind, this is the best brain BJ Ive ever gotten
/facepalm.. Really? roflmao….and then there was that person who had nothing better to do than stare at their dogs butt-hole.. They obviously thought about it far too long and came up with.. this.. So when your staring at a dogs ass, at least it will be moderately pleasant….
This is dumbest idea since Windows Me!
Chris, your comments cracked me up! Pushing a cake under a door! OMG!
I laugh because I cannot shudder hard enough to justify these screaming heebie-jeebies of mine.
QUADRUPED BUTTHOLES: Get over them, America.
Just added to Bucket List: Push a cake under a door and into a carpet.
What if the pup lowers his tail, or sits, or scratches, or does anything except stay completely upright? Won’t it slip off?
Also: this is frigging stupid.
if only i could fart flowers too!
They should start making lingerie for women like that. I think it would catch on. It would be the greatest triumph of man EVER!!!!
OK, so, it does a wonderful job covering up the Play-Doh Poo Factory.
However, if it’s an unaltered Male dog, his rear view is STILL gonna look like the hitch on a redneck pickup truck.
Is there a sticker we can use to cover her face?
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