My pal Lauren Gregg designed it…my other pals at Wire & Twine are distributing it…behold…THE NERDIMAL SHIRT!!!
Some time ago I put this out as an iPhone &… more
Look, when you have sexy melon heads running around your set, things are going to happen. To envision what melon head sex is like, imagine thrusting yourself into a densely… more
Well, if you enjoy granulated spices in any capacity I can’t see a good goddamn reason why you wouldn’t want to unleash them onto your food with these gravity-based spice… more
It’s true! I have sold my first book! It is a non-fiction assemblage of words and HEAPS of thanks go to Penguin for publishing it!
It’s still in progress and… more
The wonderful Geeks/Nerds/Dorks over at Great White Snark have done the world a TREMENDOUS service. Finally, a visual metric that eloquently answers where you fall in this paradigm!… more
Jim Gaffigan gets mistaken for Philip Seymour Hoffman, Chris gets harassed by a dude, Jonah gets chummy with Steven Wright and Matt gets excited about the Dave Matthews Band…. more
Ah, Speedos. I didn’t own one before this day, but I appreciate that they provide me with the comfort and support I so richly deserve. This episode of Attack of… more
These are some of the unmounted ones. I bought these guys at an annual bug fair that happens at the Museum of Natural History in LA. No, I’m not a… more