Hey, Comedy Central! Yeah, I’m talking to you. Look, I live in Canada, not fucking Belarus, okay? Really, if you were to show your videos to Canadians, the fucking world wouldn’t end. We have democratic voting and a modern, law-based system of justice and extradition treaties with the US and everything. Your largest trading partner, by a wide margin! Please, can we see your videos?
Goddamn content seeing where you live, and choosing whether or not you can consume it… *seethes*
Masturbation aka fappin is man exercising for self defence, left hand id free to block, right hand pumps away, getting stronger and stronger with each load down the drain.
Not true about the seat plenty of girls would still have sex with you… and priests. Now if you are a Yankee fan that would kill the moment for me. Your not a Yankee fan are you? Please don’t break my heart.
You kick ass, Chris. I watch you on everything I can and listen to every podcast you’re on because, due to an elderly mother who needs my help with her care and lives in lower Alabama I know I WILL NEVER SEE YOU WITHIN HUNDREDS OF MILES OF HERE!!! Not that I blame you! If I could get away from this Redneck Riviera hellhole I would in a fartbeat. Thanks for the post and best of luck with everything, Chris!
Okay, found the clips on the Comedy Network up here in The People’s Republic of Canuckistan. Funny shit, Chris, and John Oliver does hilarious standup.
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Hey, Comedy Central! Yeah, I’m talking to you. Look, I live in Canada, not fucking Belarus, okay? Really, if you were to show your videos to Canadians, the fucking world wouldn’t end. We have democratic voting and a modern, law-based system of justice and extradition treaties with the US and everything. Your largest trading partner, by a wide margin! Please, can we see your videos?
Goddamn content seeing where you live, and choosing whether or not you can consume it… *seethes*
Canadians seethe? Whaaaa?
(Insult to injury: The clip was very funny.)
Masturbation aka fappin is man exercising for self defence, left hand id free to block, right hand pumps away, getting stronger and stronger with each load down the drain.
Oh, we seethe. We just feel bad about it afterwards, and say “sorry” about it overmuch.
You rocked man. By far the best act of the night.
I have no words for the amount of nerdiness in this one skit.
We watched especially to see you – it was great.
Not true about the seat plenty of girls would still have sex with you… and priests. Now if you are a Yankee fan that would kill the moment for me. Your not a Yankee fan are you? Please don’t break my heart.
You kick ass, Chris. I watch you on everything I can and listen to every podcast you’re on because, due to an elderly mother who needs my help with her care and lives in lower Alabama I know I WILL NEVER SEE YOU WITHIN HUNDREDS OF MILES OF HERE!!! Not that I blame you! If I could get away from this Redneck Riviera hellhole I would in a fartbeat. Thanks for the post and best of luck with everything, Chris!
Very good Chris! Very funny. Kudos!!
Great work. No doubt you were the funniest comedian (the others were good). When are you going to get a new stand up show all to your self?
Four more days, and I’ll be seeing that in person! Woot, as the kids say!
Okay, found the clips on the Comedy Network up here in The People’s Republic of Canuckistan. Funny shit, Chris, and John Oliver does hilarious standup.