Comments on: Uh…

By: Emily Krasinski

Emily Krasinski — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 16:15:08 +0000

Thanks and spanks Hardwick! (for the credit) saw this in a store and wondered why anyone would buy it, and then I remembered that it would entertain you when you’re drunk!

By: Deltus

Deltus — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:30:18 +0000

For when you want to ensure your geek kid will never, ever, ever get laid…

By: OutofStock

OutofStock — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 01:01:52 +0000

With the proper amount of cash flow and advertising, this could be the next Zhu Zhu pets explosion! Don’t give up on them yet, they’re just gathering resources… hehe.

By: smartbunny

smartbunny — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 13:46:52 +0000

Why not just call it Noserobics? Writes itself! Comedy.

By: Dylan Hopkins

Dylan Hopkins — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 04:56:57 +0000

I remember where I saw those! They were on the shelf next to the Transformer earring Action figures!

By: Burt

Burt — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 23:03:56 +0000

I pray those glasses have lenses, because the first kid who discovers masturbation while using this thing, by playing Hogan’s Heroes with his jizzum trying to shoot the cup off his nose, is going to need them.

By: Daveronius

Daveronius — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:48:12 +0000

That was twice what I deserve and half what I was eggspecting.

By: BONO

BONO — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:15:47 +0000

wait what is “The Jerk”

By: BONO

BONO — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:14:17 +0000

man my mom wishes i had this 2 years ago

By: Mary

Mary — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:58:14 +0000

This has the movie, “The Jerk” written all over it.