An Important Lesson In Branding

by Chris Hardwick on November 3, 2009

The most vital element of product development is “deliver what you promise.” This young woman has nailed that. You may also notice her deft implementation of core UNIX philosophy: “Do one thing and do it WELL.” I must track her down and make her my new head of marketing.

Ringtone, perhaps?

via @johnandrewwalsh

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48 comments

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Kaileigh November 3, 2009 at 10:28 am

Geez. Somebody needs to inform her that she needs to wipe before flushing.

Isaac tHe Bodyguard November 3, 2009 at 10:31 am

WOW, That set us a back a few years…and by “us” I mean anyone who has ever taking a dump while singing about it.

Rick Reed November 3, 2009 at 10:33 am

that needs to come with a free gallon of Brain Bleach!! Add that to the list of things you can’t “un-see”!!!

inthenow55 November 3, 2009 at 10:34 am

I like the color of her shirt.

DJMattB241 November 3, 2009 at 10:36 am

Oh god.
Oh. GOD.
That is simply amazing.

Electricsoup November 3, 2009 at 10:50 am

I can’t get it out of my head. It’s worse than the horse song.

SITTIN ON THE TERIOLET *SUCKS TEETH*

senan November 3, 2009 at 10:55 am

Next up — “chowin down sum HAMburgers! “chowin down sum hamBURGERS!” “chowin down sum hamBURgers!”

Brinkerhoff November 3, 2009 at 11:04 am

This is why I don’t buy used video equipment on eBay.

TO November 3, 2009 at 11:07 am

I am in complete awe of her facial expressions. Who knew you could look intimidating while sitting on a toilet?

Jon November 3, 2009 at 11:41 am

What? No wipe? *And* she wipes her nose after the flush? Sittin’ on the toilet FAIL! But she does get +1 point for keeping up with the song and the head bobbing for the whole vid.

jennifer November 3, 2009 at 11:59 am

She didn’t wipe!!!!!!

Jaymz November 3, 2009 at 12:03 pm

The Only Time I Sing While Taking a Poop is When i Get The WB Frog Song in My Head……Quite Adapted To What Takes Place In The Porcelain Thrown and The Butt-hole of Doom.

Mar November 3, 2009 at 12:10 pm

She didn’t wipe because she’s not doing anything but SITTIN’ on the toilet. She never said, poopin’ on a toilet or pissing in a toilet.

jared November 3, 2009 at 12:35 pm

i think she kept repeating that so the poop knew to come out

KU November 3, 2009 at 1:02 pm

I think that just hurt my cerebral cortex…..

smartbunny November 3, 2009 at 1:14 pm

I have to get Munn’s “Sweet Ass In Your Face” song back into my head to erase this.

If I Get Old November 3, 2009 at 1:55 pm

This reminds me of the great BIZ.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_rII783lD0

Stephen November 3, 2009 at 2:21 pm

I wonder if she’s sitting on a toilet?

Nando November 3, 2009 at 2:24 pm

LMFAO!!!!! She is one classy dame…way up there with Princess Diana and JohnnyBoyXO.

Tina November 3, 2009 at 3:10 pm

I will never get that 43 seconds back!

Odylg November 3, 2009 at 3:32 pm

I wish I could have that much fun… SITTIN ON THE TOILET!!!

victor rodriguez November 3, 2009 at 3:58 pm

LOL! way to funny.

lmdoty November 3, 2009 at 4:07 pm

Ha ha…whee! This is why I keep coming back here, Chris. Sheer delight.

Chris Babjak November 3, 2009 at 4:10 pm

Good thing I was sittin on a toilet when I saw this because it scared the crap out of me!!! Its my 2 worst fears!!!; obese people and CHRIS HARDWICK’S MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ali November 3, 2009 at 4:54 pm

Dammit. Now I’m going to hear this song in my head every time I go to the bathroom.

duta86 November 3, 2009 at 5:19 pm

a person singing on a toilet caught on video is this her 15 min. Of fame?

anthony November 3, 2009 at 5:23 pm

the only way to get that vision out of your head would b a 22 cal to the cerebral cortex

johnedwards November 3, 2009 at 5:39 pm

ok..so im glad she shared her wonderful adventure..sitting on the toilet….next episode…..on the rag?

Daniel Plainview November 3, 2009 at 6:35 pm

DRAINAGE!!!!!!!

Monica November 3, 2009 at 6:36 pm

Now what did she say she was doing again?

Patrick Benjamin November 3, 2009 at 7:04 pm

Um. ..People should always enjoy the things they do? Hmmm.

Charlie November 3, 2009 at 7:48 pm

i thought this said Shittin on the toilet at first

Marcus November 3, 2009 at 10:56 pm

buying a toilet at walmart 20 dollars sittin on toilet priceless

Nathan November 3, 2009 at 11:34 pm

Oh my,it’s mr. Pregnant’s cousin….

How much she reminds me of him. Snicky kwaw kwaw…

John November 4, 2009 at 12:30 am

Oh, my head. It’s so odd, that even psychotropics won’t make that go away.

007link November 4, 2009 at 9:06 am

wtf? is his an idot…

Deltus November 4, 2009 at 9:11 am

*blank expression*

rachel November 4, 2009 at 3:51 pm

I see Gorillas in the mist have become Gorillas in the toilet! Quick call the zoo

monkeys are cool November 4, 2009 at 3:55 pm

Head banging sittin on a toilet at the same time man that takes real talent

JDinBalt November 4, 2009 at 5:57 pm

Huh!?!?!?!?!?

MissyTx November 4, 2009 at 7:17 pm

Palate cleanser….I need a Palate cleanser!!!!!!!!!

Alan November 4, 2009 at 9:09 pm

that’s a she?!!!

Michael LaMere (The Fish) November 5, 2009 at 2:37 pm

I feel sorry for that strain that toilet had to take in order to make the video. That’s at least 40 seconds of 600 pounds on a single toilet seat, that’s some serious strain.

I really wish you hadn’t posted that actually. Now that stupid “song” is stuck in my head and whenever I sit on my throne at home, I am going to be thinking about that woman, which will of course make me constipated. Thanks for that shit.

Michael

musicstoned November 6, 2009 at 3:27 pm

this kinda freaked me out xD

JDinBalt November 7, 2009 at 10:56 am

Please put this on “Web Soup”!!!!!

lmdoty November 8, 2009 at 1:46 pm

Watched it again. It’s still hauntingly beautiful.

Lysisphere November 12, 2009 at 6:34 pm

This girl is like my best friend now. I can’t stop watching this video. It’s not even that funny, just an intimate glimpse into someone else’s world. Thank you modern technology.

bassrocker12 November 14, 2009 at 7:21 am

i dont know what scares me more the fact she is singing or what the toilt is thinking.

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