An Important Lesson In Branding
by Chris Hardwick on November 3, 2009
The most vital element of product development is “deliver what you promise.” This young woman has nailed that. You may also notice her deft implementation of core UNIX philosophy: “Do one thing and do it WELL.” I must track her down and make her my new head of marketing.
Ringtone, perhaps?
via @johnandrewwalsh
Geez. Somebody needs to inform her that she needs to wipe before flushing.
WOW, That set us a back a few years…and by “us” I mean anyone who has ever taking a dump while singing about it.
that needs to come with a free gallon of Brain Bleach!! Add that to the list of things you can’t “un-see”!!!
I like the color of her shirt.
Oh god.
Oh. GOD.
That is simply amazing.
I can’t get it out of my head. It’s worse than the horse song.
SITTIN ON THE TERIOLET *SUCKS TEETH*
Next up — “chowin down sum HAMburgers! “chowin down sum hamBURGERS!” “chowin down sum hamBURgers!”
This is why I don’t buy used video equipment on eBay.
I am in complete awe of her facial expressions. Who knew you could look intimidating while sitting on a toilet?
What? No wipe? *And* she wipes her nose after the flush? Sittin’ on the toilet FAIL! But she does get +1 point for keeping up with the song and the head bobbing for the whole vid.
She didn’t wipe!!!!!!
The Only Time I Sing While Taking a Poop is When i Get The WB Frog Song in My Head……Quite Adapted To What Takes Place In The Porcelain Thrown and The Butt-hole of Doom.
She didn’t wipe because she’s not doing anything but SITTIN’ on the toilet. She never said, poopin’ on a toilet or pissing in a toilet.
i think she kept repeating that so the poop knew to come out
I think that just hurt my cerebral cortex…..
I have to get Munn’s “Sweet Ass In Your Face” song back into my head to erase this.
This reminds me of the great BIZ.
I wonder if she’s sitting on a toilet?
LMFAO!!!!! She is one classy dame…way up there with Princess Diana and JohnnyBoyXO.
I will never get that 43 seconds back!
I wish I could have that much fun… SITTIN ON THE TOILET!!!
LOL! way to funny.
Ha ha…whee! This is why I keep coming back here, Chris. Sheer delight.
Good thing I was sittin on a toilet when I saw this because it scared the crap out of me!!! Its my 2 worst fears!!!; obese people and CHRIS HARDWICK’S MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dammit. Now I’m going to hear this song in my head every time I go to the bathroom.
a person singing on a toilet caught on video is this her 15 min. Of fame?
the only way to get that vision out of your head would b a 22 cal to the cerebral cortex
ok..so im glad she shared her wonderful adventure..sitting on the toilet….next episode…..on the rag?
DRAINAGE!!!!!!!
Now what did she say she was doing again?
Um. ..People should always enjoy the things they do? Hmmm.
i thought this said Shittin on the toilet at first
buying a toilet at walmart 20 dollars sittin on toilet priceless
Oh my,it’s mr. Pregnant’s cousin….
How much she reminds me of him. Snicky kwaw kwaw…
Oh, my head. It’s so odd, that even psychotropics won’t make that go away.
wtf? is his an idot…
*blank expression*
I see Gorillas in the mist have become Gorillas in the toilet! Quick call the zoo
Head banging sittin on a toilet at the same time man that takes real talent
Huh!?!?!?!?!?
Palate cleanser….I need a Palate cleanser!!!!!!!!!
that’s a she?!!!
I feel sorry for that strain that toilet had to take in order to make the video. That’s at least 40 seconds of 600 pounds on a single toilet seat, that’s some serious strain.
I really wish you hadn’t posted that actually. Now that stupid “song” is stuck in my head and whenever I sit on my throne at home, I am going to be thinking about that woman, which will of course make me constipated. Thanks for that shit.
Michael
this kinda freaked me out xD
Please put this on “Web Soup”!!!!!
Watched it again. It’s still hauntingly beautiful.
This girl is like my best friend now. I can’t stop watching this video. It’s not even that funny, just an intimate glimpse into someone else’s world. Thank you modern technology.
i dont know what scares me more the fact she is singing or what the toilt is thinking.