Comments on: 911: The New Sex Chat

By: Alan

Alan — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 19:31:49 +0000

maybe pull your pants down? smooth operator

By: Jenny

Jenny — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 02:33:18 +0000

Hmm…yeah, I prefer to just comment on blogs and contemplate the first Lady’s rear (*actual word used was more offensive*) when I’m a lonely loser who can’t get any.

By: Charlie

Charlie — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:31:19 +0000

ohh sir, you bring shame upon all of us Tampanians. Why sir, Why?

By: Deltus

Deltus — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:02:14 +0000

If only there were some medium available where a person could go for their fapping needs… some international medium where you could get your jerk on involving auditory or visual stimulii… maybe you could hook a computer up to it or something…

What is it with brain dead douchebags and Florida anyway? Only state with it’s own Fark tag. There’s a reason.

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:21:30 +0000

“You got a nice butt?” HaHa That dude sucks at dirty talk. Maybe his new cellmate can teach him how it’s done.

By: Jessie

Jessie — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:07:03 +0000

I lied. That picnic table dude was from Ohio. I feel better about life now.

By: Chief

Chief — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:04:03 +0000

Wow, this is the old chris hardwick from Singled Out? Man, have times changed. At one point you were somebody. You probably could have had any pussy around, now you’re a pathetic shell of your former self. You’ve gotten fatter, balder, and look worse than Michelle Obama’s asshole. I feel sorry for you. Drugs are bad, mmmmmkay?

By: Jessie

Jessie — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:52:51 +0000

Why is it these people are ALWAYS from Florida?! This is right up there with the guy going at it with his picnic table in his front yard.. Also from FL.

By: Patti

Patti — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:38:23 +0000

Oh, wow. Ok, talk about desperate! hehe, I love your caption for this, Chris!

By: Jadzia

Jadzia — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:37:04 +0000

That anchor on the right found it amusing, it seems, haha. I love that they had to show us a cell phone dialing 911, lest we don’t get the full effect…

I used to work the night shift at an inbound call center. It was operator-assisted paging, long before cell-to-cell texting became the norm. Our prank callers were also pretty sadlarious. Any female voice would do, even high-pitched men’s voices would get these sickos off. Made for some pretty funny stories, though. A couple of FEMALE operators actually got fired for going along with it.