Chuy-Paloompa
Tune in to Chelsea Lately tonight at 11p ET on E! to get the explanation to this photo (also to see me, Whitney Cummings & Brad Wollack). There may be… more
Pic of the Week: Mission Squirrel
via Web Soup Tumblr… more
Feeling Up The Motorola DROID
(With Its Permission, Of Course)
Sleek, snazzy form also has great swiping on glass face. When you first launch, a robot-y voice blurps “DROID” like a classic 80s robot that answers everything with its own… more 
I Guess I’m Not Joining The Mile High Club. AGAIN.
Seems appropriate that I was flying Virgin…. more
Would You Care For My Penis?
Can you dominate a species any MORE than having it serve a tray of its own dicks to you??? I guess you could put a propeller beanie on it and… more
Places I’ll Be Making Jokes in LA
We’ll all agree the title of this post is unnecessarily long and clunky. It doesn’t change the fact that I will be doing many sets in Los Angeles this week:… moreOwl Takes Over Bathroom
These simple, yet adorable creatures are entertaining to watch no matter what they do. I’m referring, of course, to Australians…. more
