Stark Trek Cologne

by Chris Hardwick on September 8, 2009

TiberiusTruthfully I’m surprised this didn’t happen sooner. I’m sure it probably has the essence of treated vinyl but for anyone who wants to smell like you over-acted your way through a sea of multi-colored space vaginae, Tiberius is just for you!

Available at Entertainment Earth

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Jay September 8, 2009 at 6:52 am

Bound to be the boldest thing you spray on your junk when nobody is looking. You know, just in case.

tom September 8, 2009 at 6:55 am

Someone must have seen this news report: “Sights, Sounds, and Smells of a Sci-Fi Convention” http://tinyurl.com/l7bxbl

corwalch September 8, 2009 at 7:20 am

Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a cologne designer!

dane nelson September 8, 2009 at 8:02 am

im gonna be the envy of all in nerd club just as soon as i figure out how to buy it

Deltus September 8, 2009 at 9:03 am

When you absolutely, positively must nail that green bitch behind a rock…

Douchezero September 8, 2009 at 2:37 pm

We’ve finally perfected flop sweat-bottling technology!

Lisa G September 8, 2009 at 5:42 pm

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the smell of how awesome this is.

Rick September 8, 2009 at 6:57 pm

I’m holding out for “Imzadi” for Valentine’s Day gift giving.

Deltus September 9, 2009 at 4:36 am

“Tiberius: it’ll turn even the staunchest Neutral Zone into a hotbed of interstellar activity and intrigue.”

Rucky September 9, 2009 at 9:37 am

Set phasers to sexy!

GeoffTate September 9, 2009 at 5:32 pm

Who do I have to F# to get off of this asteroid?

TheOrangeShirtKid September 17, 2009 at 5:32 pm

damn, i need that and the cologne with the pi symbol on it.

jm September 22, 2009 at 8:23 am

ok, is it wrong that i recognize the symbol on the bottle as the emblem for the terran empire of the mirror universe?

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