Comments on: NERDIST PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST:Phirm’s Baby

By: Chris Plain

Chris Plain — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 06:57:57 +0000

Seriously kid, the president is Black.

By: Chris Plain

Chris Plain — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 06:55:10 +0000

Milo” This James Roday smells funny dad!”

By: Chris Plain

Chris Plain — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 06:50:34 +0000

No No No! Jenny McCarthy first, THEN Carmen Elektra! God, what are you like one?

By: Michael Hall

Michael Hall — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 05:35:40 +0000

Look, I don’t care what your mom says, you are a pre-existing condition and under the terms of her health plan, “Birth” is not covered. So fork over the money now or I’m gonna have to repossess you.

By: Rachel Squires

Rachel Squires — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 05:17:14 +0000

I apologize for bellowing, but it’s amazing to think that when Milo is my age he’ll be able to watch cyborgs fart on cakes!

By: Meg

Meg — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:58:53 +0000

Woops! Almost forgot to enter…

Two choices:
a) “He just crapped in my hand, man! MY HAND!”
or
b) “You never told me it did THAT!”

Congrats to Mr. Phirman on his adorable bundle of love, and for you, Nerdist, on being the favorite godfather of sorts? Teach him all you know. And I guess we’ll see how he turns out!

By: Wednesday Burns-White

Wednesday Burns-White — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:44:34 +0000

It just won’t fit back inside!

By: Josh Leyanna

Josh Leyanna — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:39:50 +0000

He can’t possibly be hungry!!! My moobs are dry!!!!

By: Pisculli

Pisculli — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:05:12 +0000

Noone puts baby Milo in the corner! It’s bad for the feng shui. Put him over there away from the lamps.

By: Randy Stillwell

Randy Stillwell — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:59:54 +0000

This is officially the worst White Elephant Gift Exchange I’ve ever attended!