My best friend Mike Phirman has co-produced the above-referenced human, Milo. While taking a picture with tiny Milo, Mike said, “Pretend you’ve gone back in time and you’re trying to convince me to join Hard ‘n Phirm.” For some reason I went with an argumentative approach. In my opinion, the bit still works because as Phirm says about the infant, “He’s the perfect straight-man.”
Surely you nerds can come up with a more suitable caption about whatever you think is going on here, so drop it in the “Comments” section! First prize will be selected by Mr. Phirman himself and will be awarded a $50 gift card to the 2-dimensional jukebox known as “iTunes.” Deadline for entries is Monday night at midnight PT. Remember, though, this is Mike’s favorite baby in the whole world so anything too offensive will be plucked out like a greasy nose hair.
Caption away!
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Chris: “DUHHHHHH”
Baby: “YAY Good job mike you have left my tiny frail body in the hands of a giant R-Tard, no seriously its fine, its not like one drop would kill me or anything. you see my face.. thats the “holy crap this is the last day of my life” face. THANKS UNCLE MIKEY!!
Hot potato! Catch!
Mike: “How do you like school Milo?”
Milo: “Closed”
“Dammit Kuato, how did we not see that Douglas Quaid was a mole?”
Whaddya mean I’m not the father??
“Who would leave a perfectly good human baby lying around? If no one claims it then can I eat it?”
“Now let’s see if I can waft that baby fart into my mouth.”
Oh great, now my hand smells like A Stink Palm!
C’mon, Milo! Puke! Puke like a freshman!
HEY DORA LISTEN TO ME ITS RIGHT BEHIND YOU JUST TURN AROUND!!!!
No matter how much you argue,. Milo is dead set against your idea to breast feed him.
This is all wrong, I ordered a Negro.
What do ya mean “..mine anyways”? Not funny, but true.
A floral nose with succulent green apple, juicy pineapple, hazelnut, apricot and more minerality than you would expect from a California baby. Yet the warm, filling diaper adds dimension and dominates the bou….quet-
AUWUUUGH!!!
Shouldn’t…have….swirled…so hard…
milo is the only one that can have an intelligent conversation with this character.
“You said you were on the pill!”
I swear to God, man – it’s so unfair. The baby rolls 20′s EVERY DAMN TIME!
Come on, JUMP! I’ll give it to ‘em this new Wii controller is the most naturalistic yet, but I’m not sure how I feel about the joystick.
p.s. FIND,WATCH,PUKE,then NEVER FORGET “the biggest zit ever”!my friends on facebook posted this video.OMG!!!2months later,I STILL SEE IT WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES!A MUST 4 THINGS U CANT UNSEE!!!FIND IT!!! WARNING:pukebag,or trashcaan in lap is recommended!!!LOL
This isn’t what I had in mind when you said that you “made a poop machine”!
Milo: If this guy says “Up top!” one more damn time, I’m gonna let fly with the fluids.
The detail in new legends-class Megatron’s alt mode is insane!
WAT u did’nt say I COULDNT put him up in a game of poker
What do you want, Mr. Quaid?
The same as you; to remember.
But why?
Oh c’mon?! You don’t hold a football like this!
“Well of course you can light baby farts on fire! They burn 10% brighter than adult farts. God, it’s like you NEVER listen to me!”
c-mon we so can trade him for a ps3 they dropped the price
why cant i take him to the mall to pick up women he makes me look tall.
Hey this baby’s not HD! I can see it’s pixel!!!!
quite being such a baby, baby!
Are you sure he had TWO hands when you dropped him off?
Milo: Look at these two tools. Nature vs. nurture? . . . Either way I’m screwed.
never has a baby wished that he was adopted more
Chris: What do you mean that the American public wont benefit from the effects of nuclear radiation?! The Japanese turned out ok.
“Are you kidding me with this Mike? Your kid just said I look like that dude from Star F***ing Hipsters!”
What are u mad about ,Phirm? He didn,t shit in ur lap!!!
Stop laughing and get me a fucking wetnap!!!
“You lost the receipt?!!!”
I EATS NOW, YES?
“Man these Japanese toys are realistic!!!!”
“What do you mean his not going to pay rent!!!”
“This is not a chick-magnet?!”
No no no! I’m Blaster, HE’S Master!
Milo: “No matter how much you yell I still won’t believe you worked with Carmen Electra and Jenny McCarthy, Chris.”
Singled Out wasn’t staged, it was REAL, I tell you… REAL!
Chris: “I will never use MS Condoms again!”
I told you, man- ear muffs!
aww what a cuteie
i stand by my review 4 out of 5 he poops himself
My mother always used to say: “The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”
I’M DROPPING BETTY WHITE QUOTES YO! Golden girls REPPIN’
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