Comments on: Kobe & Me & Derrick Makes Three!

By: Sanaa

Sanaa — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:56:39 +0000

Oh My God, I think I love you!!! Hilarious…”Because I’m white & creamy” LOL. Love the snark.

By: GC

GC — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 05:19:09 +0000

Christ, I can’t believe you’re still alive. When will you just get a 9-5 job?

By: Professor Statik

Professor Statik — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 23:26:03 +0000

Dear Sir or Ma’am-
So I’m at this wedding giving a speech for the bride & groom (whom, I suspect, have harbored a quiet resentment for me for some time…evidence to follow…)
In retrospect it all seemed to be going quite well…the cadence a pleasant and comfortable anecdote-joke-laugh-anecdote-joke-laugh.
Suddenly, without warning, the part of my brain that is clearly under some form of misanthropic alien-influence decides it would be a good idea to use the (what I consider) excellent “bridesmaid in a **** museum” joke.
Silence…
Still in the grips of this terrible fever-haze, I punctuate the prickly punch line by staring eerily at the bridesmaids for what seemed to be 2 full minutes…slowly shaking my head in mock disapproval.
(Somehow quieter) silence…
As I exit the podium, blowing kisses to the crowd and holding my hand like a phone to my ear as I look at the bride as if to say “CALL ME”, a profound sense of confusion enveloped me…manifesting itself as a question…

Who’s at fault here?

[STARES EERILY AT A COMPUTER SCREEN AS THOUGH IT WAS MR. HARDWICK'S FACE/LAWYER]

By: himynameisnick

himynameisnick — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 02:36:46 +0000

this is pretty cool. Kobe RULES!!

By: Charlie

Charlie — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 00:35:45 +0000

of course now you can say “I beat Kobe Bryant, as Kobe Bryant” lol

By: Shadowslayer

Shadowslayer — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 23:52:31 +0000

I’m not all that suprised that all your self chosen nicknames have mayonase in them.

By: Deltus

Deltus — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 16:10:07 +0000

Great interview, man. I’m saving that bridesmaid comment to use later, cause that was pure, liquid goodness.

By: Michael LaMere (The Fish)

Michael LaMere (The Fish) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 14:21:05 +0000

Can’t figure out the “blow it up” thing huh? Epic Fail! Ha Ha. A short, skinny white guy, with two awesome basketball players, you should have challenged them to a game of “HORSE”. I like it when you post the inside stuff on G4. That’s what makes that network rock. We get to see how things are made, not just the polished media we are meant to see.

Kobe looked like he was going to break out laughing but he held it in. I guess he made his save vs. Chris Hardwick.

Michael

By: Jorge

Jorge — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:25:48 +0000

Dude… I’m jealous you got to hang out with Kobe. Horrible trash talking though, but I do gotta give it to you… the bridesmaid comment was awesome.

By: Todd Berger

Todd Berger — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 02:35:05 +0000

3 times to blow it up? God dammit Hardwick. You should have been ready to make it rain or you can’t see me or some other shit.

(shakes head whitely).

Best,
Todd