Kobe & Me & Derrick Makes Three!
A few weeks ago I shot a commercial for NBA2K10 with Kobe Bryant (a surprisingly funny dude) & Derrick Rose, both of whom were very nice to me and my… moreCarl Sagan’s Autotune Cosmos
I am IN LOVE with this video. It is SUPERFUCKINGRADICALMAZING. Hauntingly beautiful, actually. Colorpulse actually makes me LIKE Autotune, which is something I normally want to kick in the balls… more
Spock Toad
I took this yesterday at the Newport Aquarium in Northern Kentucky. Right before I snapped the photo, this Colorado River Toad pressed his hand against the glass. Couple that with… more
NERDIST PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST:
Phirm’s Baby
My best friend Mike Phirman has co-produced the above-referenced human, Milo. While taking a picture with tiny Milo, Mike said, “Pretend you’ve gone back in time and you’re trying to… more 
Tix! D.C.! Sixth & I! 11/21!
Yes, the exclamatory post title is true. Tickets are now on sale for my show at Sixth & I in the federally-administered city of Washington, D.C. Purchase those little… more“2001: A Space Odyssey” Music Massacre
Film by Kubrick. Music by Strauss. Performance by FAIL. Though, we can’t be too hard on the orchestra: The Portsmouth Sinfonia was founded in the 70s with the requirement that… moreA Retrospective of Movie Phone-Fails
Cinema owes cell phone technology a lifetime of hand jobs for this never-not-useful plot device. via @R_SRS & fourfour… more
