Tortoise Phone Sex Chat

by Chris Hardwick on August 21, 2009

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NeuroMan42 August 21, 2009 at 9:24 pm

I feel so dirty, awkward, and unsatisfied. Kinda like getting caught having sex with a dolphin at Sea World, while wearing a clown costume.

Victor August 21, 2009 at 9:25 pm

Hahaha

“JUST DO IT”

Marcello August 21, 2009 at 9:40 pm

God love the terrapin , God love em. They are just so funny when they hump.

Nathan August 22, 2009 at 3:56 am

There’s nothing right about that. Who comes up with these ideas?

Kelli August 22, 2009 at 7:50 am

looove it! you guys are so funny :)

summer August 22, 2009 at 8:59 am

“i like tuhtles”

Aaron August 22, 2009 at 3:06 pm

Man, That got me all hot for some turtle. :P And the shocking reveal of the “Turtle in the Wild” was fantastic! XD “DO IT!…. DO IT!…. Ugghg…” XD Olivia couldn’t keep a straight face. epic.

Marie August 23, 2009 at 11:41 am

That was the only time I’ve seen Olivia lose it. Amazing.

Deltus August 24, 2009 at 6:59 am

You both give great turtle. Now if’n you’ll ‘scuse me, I gotta phone call to make. *looks for credit card*

Michael LaMere (The Fish) August 28, 2009 at 6:21 am

Great skit. You know what was the funniest part of that was? The part at the end with you on your iPhone and Olivia is cracking up. That was hilarious. The skit was good and pretty funny, but just seeing her cracking up with the best. She seems like such a great person and not bad to look at either.

Those noises you two were making sort of turned me on. Is that a bad thing? Not from you, but when Olivia did it, I was getting a little blood flow change, if you know what I mean. Wink Wink, nudge nudge, say no more.

Michael

Lateralus August 29, 2009 at 6:01 am

You know I have to wonder the implications if this evolved into the Ninja Turtle phone sex line…

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