Tortoise Phone Sex Chat
by Chris Hardwick on August 21, 2009
Nerdist was started by Chris Hardwick and has grown to be a many headed beast.
by Chris Hardwick on August 21, 2009

Nerdist is a place where we nerds come together and share the nerdery that we find. It's also my home to various elements of the Nerdist Empire. You might recognize me from TV. You don't realize that's where you know me from, but it is. You think you went to college with me or I look like your cousin's friend, but that is not the case. At one time or another you stumbled upon me on your moving picture box in such cerebral gems as MTV's "Singled Out" and Noam Chomsky's "Shipmates." and so much more...
@darthzombie as do I, Sir! Please enjoy! link
about 1 hour
I feel so dirty, awkward, and unsatisfied. Kinda like getting caught having sex with a dolphin at Sea World, while wearing a clown costume.
Hahaha
“JUST DO IT”
God love the terrapin , God love em. They are just so funny when they hump.
There’s nothing right about that. Who comes up with these ideas?
looove it! you guys are so funny
“i like tuhtles”
Man, That got me all hot for some turtle.
And the shocking reveal of the “Turtle in the Wild” was fantastic! XD “DO IT!…. DO IT!…. Ugghg…” XD Olivia couldn’t keep a straight face. epic.
That was the only time I’ve seen Olivia lose it. Amazing.
You both give great turtle. Now if’n you’ll ‘scuse me, I gotta phone call to make. *looks for credit card*
Great skit. You know what was the funniest part of that was? The part at the end with you on your iPhone and Olivia is cracking up. That was hilarious. The skit was good and pretty funny, but just seeing her cracking up with the best. She seems like such a great person and not bad to look at either.
Those noises you two were making sort of turned me on. Is that a bad thing? Not from you, but when Olivia did it, I was getting a little blood flow change, if you know what I mean. Wink Wink, nudge nudge, say no more.
Michael
You know I have to wonder the implications if this evolved into the Ninja Turtle phone sex line…