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Steven Segal: LAWMAN

by on August 26, 2009

Um…yeah, so I guess this is real…

 
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  6. ROFL! Gotta love the seagal. He’s like an obese metrosexual (really, Who wears that much silk?) william shatner…. Only not as cool. xD Thanks for the tip “Hard”wick. (loved the Office Parkour)

  7. I’d post a link to the trailer for the Steven Seagal movie “Cockpuncher,” but I’m at work and these damned site filters are … well, filtering the sites. (Look up “The Onion Movie” if you don’t know what I’m talking about.)

  8. I don’t know if I’m more aghast that this is being done, or looking forward to seeing it. Kinda like, well, everything Steven Segal has ever done.

  10. Am I the only one hoping for LAWMAN/Armed & Famous crossover episode?

    Steven Segal and LaToya Jackson would make an excellent comedically mismatched crime fighting duo.

  13. I think the only way for Steve to redeem his career is to break a perp’s arm then make him shoot himself with his own gun.

    Unless he snaps a suspect’s neck. That works too.

  16. Not that it matters, because Steven is a douche bag, but you spelled his last name wrong, whether on purpose or on accident I am not sure it matters, because he’s been hit so many times he probably misspells it also.

    I have a great idea for that show. Dog the Bounty Hunter and Steven Seagal should fight. Between those two men I think television is going into a new era of old man trying to be tough.

    Is it strange to anyone else that Steven can’t even act REAL. He’s such a terrible actor that his “real life” stuff is even bad. He makes Shatner look like Laurence Olivier; and I am not sure that’s a good thing.

    Someone said Lawnman, and well I have to agree that would be sweet show I would watch. Seagal’s lawn mowing service reality show. Fucking brilliant. I would TIVO that.

    Michael

  17. I know some of the cops who worked with seagal for this show and they told me at least 80% of the show is staged. They have actors playing criminals and they even had the cops remove cuffs from already arrested suspects just so they could film seagal putting them on the guy. Oh, they also said that he is just as full of himself as we all know he is

  18. I can’t wait for the episode where an octogenarian tranny hooker guts him like a bloated, narcissistic turkey. Please?

  20. “You just got snapped on by weird Al.” Awesome Cameo on H2. I saw it Friday with a friend and I totally forgot that you were in it until your part. Started geeking out and my friend was like I know its weird Al how cool is that. I replied fuck weird Al I’m talking Chris Hardwick. Wished your part was a bigger role. Cya

  21. WTF? No way! “This isn’t a job! It’s an adventure.” No dumbass… its a job… A very dangerous job! Because your going to treat it as an adventure is going to make this awesomely bad TV too.

  24. The show is real and I know this bc my cousin was arrested by segal at his home on the westbank in marrero. I can’t wait to see it on tv this shit is going to be hilarious

  25. steven seagal ,,
    i need your help please call 660-263-5587
    k211-2300-20 run it please and you see taking my meds
    is fucking up my life for a job , or the courts is anyway is ,, need your help please 35grams and i taking 60.4 grams three time a day i can even get arrested in my own home and i did ,, for drug that the doctors said i need to take to live ,, but the cops said i do not ,, way is that auntill a doctor see me in jail why is that when they have the pill bottle in their hands ,, fuck up law i say

  26. I HAVE BEEN A FAN OF STEVEN SEAGAL FOR YEARS. I HAVE BEEN WATCHING HIS PROGRAM AND I THINK WHAT HE’S DOING IS GREAT. WHEN PEOPLE SEE HIM IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD THEY SEEM TO COME TOGETHER AND WANT HIM CATCH THE BAD GUYS. HE GOES AND TALKS TO PEOPLE THAT WERE ON DRUGS AND ALCOHOL AND TRYING TO TURN THEIR LIFE AROUND. HE IS TRULY AN INSPIRATION TO THE PARISH. HE’S ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THE BAD GUY TO MAKE JEFFERSON PARISH A SAFER PLACE TO LIVE. HE DOSEN’T HAVE TO DO IT BUT DOES BECAUSE HE’S CONCERNED ABOUT THE PEOPLE. I SAY THANK YOU, GOD BLESS YOU AND KEEP YOU SAFE.

  29. Real or not real? I found him to be a chaming person who seems to genuinely care for people. You may call me a fan, Mr. Segal. Real or not real? Who cares if he makes one person’s life a little bit better….then kudos to him. What have you done for humanity Mr. and Mrs. Nay Sayer. Thanks, Mr. Segal.

  30. There are some awfully pathetic and gullible nincompoops in the world. Right along with the colonic having, vaccine picketing, Michael Moore supporting people, incapable of critical thinking, or even having their own intelligent opinions, we have those who actually believe that Seagal has concerns for other people. Just because you see it on TV, doesn’t make it real. You could do a little for the world yourselves, and watch a little less television.

  31. Hey, I am in Public Safety and I seen a number of the episodes, we all know that Seagal is great in the Arts, his acting is still uhh so,so, but as a Reserve Police Chief in Jefferson Parish, LA he is off the hook. He knows his stuff and many of you idiots that comment with stupid remarks shows that you never paid attention nor try to pay attention, you just leave comments because your bored and have no life. That’s right I said it so go ahead with many of your junior high education remarks cause that’s what you show. Show some intelligence for once, Oh I’m sorry, some smarts,class,Grow up! To Seagal it is a Career and an adventure just like acting,but he’s getting paid !!!

  32. I MYSELF STUDIED THE ARTS OF ASSKICKING AN THE ONLY WAY TO PUT THIS TO REST IS TO SHOW SEGAL IN REAL LIFE TAPES OF HIS COMPETIVENESS IN THE RING OR MATT,ARE YOU A PUNK OR NOT ,SHOW ME SOMETHING WHERE YOU ARE IN COMBAT BESIDES TV THEN THEY CAN PUT THIS PUNKASS SHIT TO REST OK.SORRY STEVE EITHER PUT UP OR SHUT UP,I MYSELF THINK YOU CAN TAKE AN ASS WHOOPING,WEATHER YOU CAN GIVE ONE,WELL IM WAITING!

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