Onion News Network: Children Exposed to Pornography May Expect Sex to Be Enjoyable
by Chris Hardwick on April 9, 2009
Nerdist was started by Chris Hardwick and has grown to be a many headed beast.
by Chris Hardwick on April 9, 2009

Nerdist is a place where we nerds come together and share the nerdery that we find. It's also my home to various elements of the Nerdist Empire. You might recognize me from TV. You don't realize that's where you know me from, but it is. You think you went to college with me or I look like your cousin's friend, but that is not the case. At one time or another you stumbled upon me on your moving picture box in such cerebral gems as MTV's "Singled Out" and Noam Chomsky's "Shipmates." and so much more...
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I love The Onion.
HAHA i can’t stop laughing at this video thanks for putting it up man
“Fall a sleep with there hand in her vagina”
hahaha.. awesome.
HAHAHA!!! That Onion is so great. I love it.
Now that’s a huge scoop!
There is no love in the world! Only pain.
Nice!
wow i am glad that the Onion News is out there to expose kids to the truth.
Nice work
Insanely funny.
Far too short.
cool
As much as I love The Daily Show, The Onion is often trumping them with clever stuff like this.
Real life sexual disfunction being sized up against sex on Pornoworld? Funny as the sh!t and bizzare to say the least. Good stuff!
Chris my latest blog post (http://tinyurl.com/cvunmf) is all about you. Mostly. I embedded this video, at least. Have a look? I grabbed your feed. Peace.
I am more mesmerized by your animated .ico thinger. Striiiiipes.
I grow up thinking the same
HAHAHAHAHA The Onion never fails to amuse.
well iam not a kid and i what sex to be enjoyable but i dont think kids are able are resonsible enough to handle the complications of sex and so be detoured if possible
I was wondering how long it would take before someone would think this was serious.
a very graphic style!!!
@WesMillicanII: you can’t honest tell me you thought this was serious. Really?! My God, man, they talk about proper disposal of hooker corpses!
And now, my grip on the rope that is my faith in humanity is made a bit more tenuous. I’m going to go somewhere and cry.
LMAO! This is freaking great!