Onion News Network: Children Exposed to Pornography May Expect Sex to Be Enjoyable

by Chris Hardwick on April 9, 2009

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Jaime @ Fast Times April 9, 2009 at 1:26 pm: I love The Onion.
Adam G April 9, 2009 at 1:38 pm: HAHA i can’t stop laughing at this video thanks for putting it up man
Geekoid April 9, 2009 at 1:45 pm: “Fall a sleep with there hand in her vagina”
hahaha.. awesome.
Nando April 9, 2009 at 2:18 pm: HAHAHA!!! That Onion is so great. I love it.
sir jorge April 9, 2009 at 3:03 pm: Now that’s a huge scoop!
Deltus April 9, 2009 at 3:09 pm: There is no love in the world! Only pain.

Nice!
Himynameisnick April 9, 2009 at 4:09 pm: wow i am glad that the Onion News is out there to expose kids to the truth.
FreeOnlineKeno April 10, 2009 at 5:46 am: Nice work
Tom K. April 11, 2009 at 12:56 pm: Insanely funny.
Tom April 11, 2009 at 3:57 pm: Far too short.
ultimatenerd22 April 11, 2009 at 5:36 pm: cool
M_pony April 12, 2009 at 7:00 am: As much as I love The Daily Show, The Onion is often trumping them with clever stuff like this.
The Mighty SPOON April 12, 2009 at 8:53 am: Real life sexual disfunction being sized up against sex on Pornoworld? Funny as the sh!t and bizzare to say the least. Good stuff!
niceguyted April 12, 2009 at 7:59 pm: Chris my latest blog post (http://tinyurl.com/cvunmf) is all about you. Mostly. I embedded this video, at least. Have a look? I grabbed your feed. Peace.
Lydia April 12, 2009 at 10:09 pm: I am more mesmerized by your animated .ico thinger. Striiiiipes.
ElCortezCasino April 13, 2009 at 7:08 am: I grow up thinking the same
Mike M. April 13, 2009 at 4:25 pm: HAHAHAHAHA The Onion never fails to amuse.
Wes Millican II April 14, 2009 at 10:54 am: well iam not a kid and i what sex to be enjoyable but i dont think kids are able are resonsible enough to handle the complications of sex and so be detoured if possible
Chris Hardwick April 14, 2009 at 6:05 pm: I was wondering how long it would take before someone would think this was serious.
FourQueensHotelVegas April 15, 2009 at 6:59 am: a very graphic style!!!
Deltus April 15, 2009 at 7:04 am: @WesMillicanII: you can’t honest tell me you thought this was serious. Really?! My God, man, they talk about proper disposal of hooker corpses!

And now, my grip on the rope that is my faith in humanity is made a bit more tenuous. I’m going to go somewhere and cry.
Dee April 19, 2009 at 3:18 pm: LMAO! This is freaking great!