The Best/Worst Tattoo I've Ever Seen

by Chris Hardwick on March 29, 2009

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My best friend Mike Phirman sent this to pic to me. My previously favorite tattoo was a guy who had a full-bodied Popeye inked on his stomach and his penis was also Popeye’s. The proportions were hilarious and also what you might considerate accurate for the cartoon sailor: thick but squat. (That is, of course, until Popeye downs a can of spinach & the famous brass section riff kicks in as a warship appears on his impossibly extended shaft shortly before giving Olive a whirlwind rogering)

Back to my original point. This is my NEW favorite. This person definitely made lemonade from lemons with an otherwise abhorrent navel. From the flawless framing of the tuna-shitter right down to the “See anything you like?” look on the cat’s face, this tattoo deserves a trophy.

[via DEALBREAKER.]

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Alex March 29, 2009 at 8:36 pm

OMG Thats hilarious!!!

horacio March 29, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Crystal March 30, 2009 at 2:06 am

Wow, that is….something. I bet if it wasn’t 3 am I could vocalize my opinion on it better.

Max Sal March 30, 2009 at 3:38 am

Can we get a pic of the Popeye?

Michael LaMere (The Fish) March 30, 2009 at 6:54 am

Holy cat shit that is fucking gross. There is NO WAY that tattoo was EVER a good idea. I think that cat needs to lick himself clean a little bit. If my cat’s ass was that stained with Shit I would toss him out on his shitty ass.

My brain will never been the same after seeing that tattoo. Thanks for the permanent brain scar. I appreciate it.

Michael

Deltus March 30, 2009 at 7:29 am

That cat has been fucking some dogs. And I mean Great Danes. Slutty cat with a very shitty ass.

Jeremiah March 30, 2009 at 12:32 pm

I could have gone my whole life without seeing that. It is now my goal to pretend this wont haunt me. Also thankyou for not posting the the Popeye Pic

Maggie March 30, 2009 at 2:31 pm

It’s the feline equivalent of Goatse. Feh.

Roberto March 30, 2009 at 2:39 pm

LOL!!

Barb March 30, 2009 at 5:46 pm

maybe you’ve seen this one too:
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/monkey_ass_tattoo.htm

drs March 31, 2009 at 5:23 am

but have you seen the one where the fuys entire pqxkafe is That’s pretty bad but have you seen the one where the guys entire package is inked to look like a dragon!?!?

cruz April 1, 2009 at 9:36 pm

what? no link to Popeye?

vfxgal April 3, 2009 at 8:43 pm

That cat tattoo is freakin hilarious. Quite ingenious actually . even though I’m not at all a cat person but I still find it quite hilarious. :)

Jules April 10, 2009 at 11:09 pm
sandman April 29, 2009 at 6:26 pm

what the f… ?

Chick May 1, 2009 at 6:56 am

Popeye – A true nerd would provide a like to the Popeye’s Cock Pic.

idiota May 23, 2009 at 1:05 am

I also prefer a link to the popeye pic!!! ‘*Pft at that cat pic…not funny at all…

idiota May 23, 2009 at 1:06 am

I would also prefer a link to the Popeye tattoo…that cat pic isn’t funny at all

gringo July 9, 2009 at 7:49 am

is mine tatoo. perfect work of art, and original idea.

yui September 11, 2009 at 9:21 pm

ugly navel….haha

i want to see the popeye tattoo

priscilla March 24, 2010 at 8:31 pm

I think that is the most disgusting and pervert tattoo than ever… did you think in the vagina after sex or in a rape to your cat????? ASQUEROSO DE MIERDA, QUE TATUAJE MAS HORRIBLE!!

Amanda and Donald May 3, 2010 at 10:18 am

This is the most disturbing tattoo ive ever seen. there is nothing funny about it! there are people who sexually torture animals everyday. and anyone who finds humor in this should be disgusted with yourself! end of story your a sick freak!

Rene July 25, 2010 at 2:25 am

If you look closely, the navel/cat-ass looks just like Jesus!

Scrufy 1 August 26, 2010 at 12:19 pm

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *breath* hahahaahahahahahahahahaahhahahaha

@Rene HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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