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	<title>Comments on: Geek Salad: Evo-douche-on</title>
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		<title>By: BorgataHotelAndCasino</title>
		<link>http://www.nerdist.com/2009/03/geek-salad-evo-douche-on/comment-page-1/#comment-2619</link>
		<dc:creator>BorgataHotelAndCasino</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:11:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>great, thanks for this</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>great, thanks for this</p>
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		<title>By: kerry</title>
		<link>http://www.nerdist.com/2009/03/geek-salad-evo-douche-on/comment-page-1/#comment-2618</link>
		<dc:creator>kerry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:10:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Gradually, our heads will get bigger and bigger and our bodies will begin to shrink from physical inactivity due to a life spent in front of a terminal. Perpetually indoors, we&#039;ll lose our hair and our eyes will widen and darken to let in more visual stimuli through artificial light. When our advanced selves unlock universal and dimensional mastery, say, in 100,000 years or so, we will travel back in time to share our secrets with our 21st century progenitors, only to become the mistaken archetype for aliens and dissected.&quot; -- one word for what you&#039;ve just posited there: Daleks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Gradually, our heads will get bigger and bigger and our bodies will begin to shrink from physical inactivity due to a life spent in front of a terminal. Perpetually indoors, we&#8217;ll lose our hair and our eyes will widen and darken to let in more visual stimuli through artificial light. When our advanced selves unlock universal and dimensional mastery, say, in 100,000 years or so, we will travel back in time to share our secrets with our 21st century progenitors, only to become the mistaken archetype for aliens and dissected.&#8221; &#8212; one word for what you&#8217;ve just posited there: Daleks.</p>
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		<title>By: M3ATO</title>
		<link>http://www.nerdist.com/2009/03/geek-salad-evo-douche-on/comment-page-1/#comment-2617</link>
		<dc:creator>M3ATO</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would like to see some of the some references that would support your argument sir! :p</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would like to see some of the some references that would support your argument sir! :p</p>
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		<title>By: Himynameisnick</title>
		<link>http://www.nerdist.com/2009/03/geek-salad-evo-douche-on/comment-page-1/#comment-2614</link>
		<dc:creator>Himynameisnick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:50:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>nice salad offering today.</description>
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		<title>By: Deltus</title>
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		<dc:creator>Deltus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:45:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We&#039;re one step closer to the Idiocracy-based &quot;Ow, My Balls&quot; show.  Only it&#039;ll be on the web, not on tv.  In fact, I think a website dedicated to nothing, absolutely nothing, but people getting hit in the nuts would make a lot of money in ad revenue and have hundreds of thousands of viewers coming... um... never mind.  Look, there&#039;s Elvis!

*runs off to nearest domain registrar*

PS.  You&#039;re right, actually.  It does desensitize us so that we can react to things intellectually rather than emotionally, and any intellectual stimulation is good stimulation, as long as it&#039;s not extreme pornography (using original definition: hate-oriented media) like they used on the SS trainees.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;re one step closer to the Idiocracy-based &#8220;Ow, My Balls&#8221; show.  Only it&#8217;ll be on the web, not on tv.  In fact, I think a website dedicated to nothing, absolutely nothing, but people getting hit in the nuts would make a lot of money in ad revenue and have hundreds of thousands of viewers coming&#8230; um&#8230; never mind.  Look, there&#8217;s Elvis!</p>
<p>*runs off to nearest domain registrar*</p>
<p>PS.  You&#8217;re right, actually.  It does desensitize us so that we can react to things intellectually rather than emotionally, and any intellectual stimulation is good stimulation, as long as it&#8217;s not extreme pornography (using original definition: hate-oriented media) like they used on the SS trainees.</p>
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		<title>By: Alex</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:05:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for another great geek salad Chris!</description>
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