From the monthly archives:

March 2009

Hogwarts SNAPS

Two weeks ago, in the midst of a Harry Potter nerd session I said to a friend of mine, “McGonagall’s p**sy so hairy HAGRID wu’ent gamekeep it” and thus “Hogwart’s SNAPS” was born. Naturally, I slapped it onto Twitter not really thinking it would get much more than a “wah-WAH.” Instead, other H-Snaps began to [...]

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Geek Salad: Evo-douche-on

Some low-impact Googling will reveal to you that the word “geek” is derived from the old German word “geck,” which meant “fool.” You probably already know that if you are a geck or were alive in the 16th century, when it was first uttered by mouths. Four hundred years later, the word was modded and [...]

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Prostinauts

For former astronauts, life can be hard and dirty. Some become Senators and still others turn to the streets. This touching documentary addresses a growing pimple on the cheek of NASA. Thanks to my pal Guy Stevenson for being the first person courageous enough to expose it to the public. Prostinauts

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The Best/Worst Tattoo I've Ever Seen

My best friend Mike Phirman sent this to pic to me. My previously favorite tattoo was a guy who had a full-bodied Popeye inked on his stomach and his penis was also Popeye’s. The proportions were hilarious and also what you might considerate accurate for the cartoon sailor: thick but squat. (That is, of course, [...]

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NERDIMALS: The Best Desktop Background EVER

Remember before when I gave you that swanky Nerdist/Clash of the Titans iPhone background designed by my friend Carlos Ramos? Well how about full desktop Nerdist Art integration? I present to you, good readers of electronic media, THE NERDIMALS. Nerdimals are my favorite thing in the world right now and were created for this site [...]

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REVIEW: EOS Wireless iPod Dock

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NERDY IN LA: Comedy Meltdown

I am a nerd. I am also a stand-up comic. With this information it should be no surprise that one of my favorite comedy venues in town is not actually a comedy venue, but rather a comic book store. Once a month, the legendary Meltdown Comics shines like a nerdly beacon in a sea of [...]

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"Where The Wild Things Are" Trailer

Hollllllllllyyyyyyyyy craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!

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Hard 'n Phirm – Death of the King

Here’s a silly video we made last year for our “Country PBS” series. It examines the death of Elvis Presley from a slightly more medical perspective. Let it be noted that we were only allowed to tackle the religious topic of Elvis because I am from Memphis. The art & animation for the vid were [...]

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A Photo From the Set of Halloween 2…

Your eyes are not tricking your brain! I’m willing to bet you would never expect to see all of these faces in the same picture. Weird Al? Got ‘em. Rob Zombie? Affirmative. Macolm McDowell? Check. Me? I don’t know how, but YES. I’m not allowed to tell you exactly WHAT we were shooting, but I [...]

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