REVIEW: Paintballin' Guns! [southern accent]Yug yug yug![/southern accent]

by Chris Hardwick on February 20, 2009

What’s more fun than firing guns with a lady??? Ultimately I guess sleeping with her. The SECOND most fun thing probably still wouldn’t be firing a gun. That’d be like a half hour of oral or something. But definitely the third would be the gun-firing thing. Here’s Ms. Munn & I with a roundup of some cool paintballin’ gear.

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13 comments

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Johnny Oz February 20, 2009 at 7:09 pm

Hahahahaha that was great!

Thanks for posting, Chris. Gear looked awesome. B-)

MtL February 20, 2009 at 7:55 pm

I lol’d.

Michael LaMere (The Fish) February 20, 2009 at 8:06 pm

Holy shit, a half hour of oral would be better than firing a gun with a chick. That nearly killed me. I didn’t see that coming (no pun intended).

What about three hours of dry humping, like in junior high, or heavy petting, or even the five knuckle shuffle on the old piss pump, from a lady? Don’t those come before firing a gun with a girl? I guess every nerd has their list of interesting things to do with women. But firing a gun with a chick is up there, it’s just like seven or eight for me.

Great gadget PrON. I love that segment and Olivia always makes it more fun. She seems like a pretty great person. It must be fun to work with her on a show as cool as AOTS. Lucky bastard.

Michael

dani February 20, 2009 at 10:52 pm

i would like to shoot a gun with you chris. lol. =3

Johnny Oz February 21, 2009 at 7:14 am

@dani

Comic Con ’09? :D

Himynameisnick February 21, 2009 at 5:03 pm

Chris you look bad ass in that gear. you could totally take Christen Bale’s place in the new Terminator, and you could just shoot paint balls at the lighting guy for getting in the shot instead of a verbal smack down.

dani February 21, 2009 at 10:12 pm

lol johnny :D

Brooke February 23, 2009 at 10:58 am

Nice guns, but I’d take the half hour of oral w Chris ;)

Michael LaMere (The Fish) February 23, 2009 at 7:12 pm

I take her up on that offer Chris. It’s not everyday a girl offers 30 minutes of oral on the internet. Oh wait…yeah it is everyday, but I would still consider the offer. Unless she means 30 minutes of oral on her, which might be nice too, but not as nice as a half hour concert on the skin flute.

Michael

Brooke February 24, 2009 at 1:35 am

Yeah that was common and inappropriate of me . . .

I’m comfortable with that :P

HoyleCasinoGames February 24, 2009 at 6:27 am

Is okey, I guess..

Jaz February 24, 2009 at 8:50 am

Nie beard, Chris, goes well with your Village People shades. OH! I went there!

Hehheh, seriously though, good gadget pron segment.

Michael LaMere (The Fish) February 24, 2009 at 12:59 pm

A half hour of oral from a chick would take some serious amounts of lip balm and body replenishing eletrolytes to not be seriously sore the next morning, not to say that it wouldn’t be worth, but man that might sting. My boys would look like a shriveled up set of raisins. Those babies are only used to firing once or maybe twice a night, so they set themselves up with limited ammo, but during a half hour of mouth spelunking, I would surely fire more than twice.

Yeah those guns look pretty sweet. I am more of a Grenade launcher than a sniper rifle though. Yeah pun was definitely intended.

Michael

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