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Laser Wound Bonding

by on February 23, 2009

Yes, Futurists! Wounds can now be sewn up using photons instead of stitches. The only down side I can see is the flood of people rushing to unnecessary surgery just for the awesome thrill of getting all lased up, as opposed to getting laced up. Oh, words…you so craaaazy.

 
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  6. That will kind of eliminate my reasons for not getting surgery ever won’t it? I dislike the idea of needles and knives near my skin.

  11. Just what I need a surgical procedure that can be done by a “less qualified surgeon”. So another words your drunk friend in your garage after a night of binge drinking? No thanks. ‘Hey dude, you cracked your skull on the front step of my house, let’s ‘fix it’ with the laser healer in my garage.” Not a good idea even for the future. The one benefit is that we are going to be over populated in the future and with enough of these fucking laser healers out in the public’s hands, we are going to get plenty of accidental deaths as a result. “It doubles as a population controller.”

    Very scary sir, very scary.

    Michael

  14. that is one of the coolest things i have seen in a while.
    i wonder though, what happens if they try to seal up a wound that isn’t there?

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