Nerdist Photo Caption Contest 2: The Returnening
by Chris Hardwick on January 11, 2009
Greetings, Gentle Nerdists! The first photo caption contest was so much durn fun that I felt it was time for another one. This photo was taken by me on the set of “Attack of the Show” and it yearns for your hilarious caption. First prize has been generously donated by the spectacular humans at iHome Audio.
The iP47BR is an iPhone/iPod clock radio dock that turns your iPhone into a speakerphone with Bluetooth connectivity and a retractable keypad! It retails for $179. Daaaaaaamn skippy!
Submit your captions in the comment thread, but do it soon! The cut-off for submissions is Friday, 1/16 @ 11:59pm PST. The winner will be announced the following Monday. Happy captioning!
Attempt 1:
“Lobster… It’s what’s for dinner…”
Attempt 2:
Lobster 1- “For there can only be one Butcher of Kiev and I am it!”
Lobster 2- “I’ll show you Butcher of Kiev b!tch!”
Attempt 3:
Lobster 1- “Firrrssst!”
Lobster 2- “This chess board was photoshopped!”
Lobster 1- “Chris Hardwick already did it.”
“Claude, Quit playing with your food!”
Attempt 4:
“The war to save mankind begins now”
Attempt 5:
“Mr and Mrs Smith 2: Under the Sea”
Claude, if you can’t play a simple game of chess without resorting to violence then I’m afraid that I can’t see you anymore. I’m moving out and taking fluffy with me.
“What happens when you don’t move the “prawn” in the right direction”
“Chris and Alison have really let themselves go.”
“Loser buys lunch”
To Save Some Pride, They killed Themselves Before Kirstie Alley Could.
Let’s take it slow, I haven’t seen the “Beat It” video is some time. 5-6-7-8!
*in sometime. DAMNIT!
“this is so crazy… we don’t even have hands… matter a fact how are we holding butterknifes? and why is this strange guy taking pictures of us? is he a lobsadoile?”
and a more simpler one…
“i bet he’s going to post this on the internet. our secret is out. crabs!”
Watch out fatty, the lobsters ain’t gonna take it anymore.
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I made mine into a motivational.
Holy balls I just noticed that most of these comments are from like, 4 people.
” WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDNT LIKE THE MOVIE TWILIGHT..DIE!!!”
(lobster 1) “DAmn StaleMate Now WE dual to the death”
(lobster 2) “bring it beeoottchh”
“Woody Allen will pay for what he did to our brothers in ANNIE HALL! … Right after we finish this game.”
I told you, I can’t King you. This is chess!!!!!
Chess: The Game of Butter Knife Wielding King Crabs.
You resign? What do you mean, you resign?!? You fight without honor!!!
Lobster Hardwick: Huevos Rancheros, this is the new Butter Knife Xsl-39474 made by Toshiba. It has this extra feature so you can butter food and play chess at the same time but it doesn’t do such a good job.
Lobster Pereira: So what’s the rating?
Lobster Hardwick: 75% It works great as a butter knife but as a chess tool it jus doesn’t hold up.
Searching for Lobsty Fisher.
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a King on it.
Those weren’t barnacles, you crusty old crustacean! Cough up my black pieces or I’ll de-claw you with my butter knife.
Up next in Gadget Prawn, Olivia will review the new iLobster Dual Chess-Playing iPod dock with butterknife WiFi range extenders. Yeah, it’s pretty awesome, and we think you’re gonna want to stick around. Coming up after the break.
“go ahead.. call me shrimp one more time..”
the lobsters’ extreme racism made chess impossible..
“I’m gonna go all Bobby Fisher on your ass Bob.”
“Hey Steve, your bitch gave me crabs.”
“Say what! You sand pilfering prawn fucker!?”
“Settle down, or ill shiv you like O.J.”
Red lobster just became a whole lot more interesting!
…and the secret ingredient on iron chef Atlantis is…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyhhFzE5O5U (background music)
Lobster 1: “Tonight we dine… cannibal style!”
Lobster 2: “Oh, it’s on like Donkey Kong!”
Michael J. “Lobster” Dundee: [chuckling] That’s not a knife.
Michael J. “Lobster” Dundee: [Dundee draws a large butter knife]
Michael J. “Lobster” Dundee: *That’s* a knife.
‘Red Lobster once had a method of choosing which lobster would be eaten when ordered, however civility quickly broke down as a loser realized his fate’
‘Tempers ran high when during a friendly game of chess it came over the loud speaker who would be chosen for the for the single position at SeaWorld’
wow somehow a typo ended up on my last entry.. it should have read
‘Tempers ran high when during a friendly game of chess it came over the loud speaker who would be chosen for the single position at SeaWorld’
“Ok guys there is one spot left for casting extras on Pirates of the Caribbean 4, i’ll leave now and let you settle it amongst yourselves”
Opening with the Latvian Gambit? What do I look like? A gastropod?!
In his never-ending quest for the truth Chris accidentally stumbled upon the most dangerous of mating dances.
“A civil game of chess, EH ARAGONIUS?!! Well tricked me you have, but now you shall die like the lobstrocity you are!”
826 Valencia Coffee Table (via Crate and Barrel)
“Has anyone ever told you you’re a sore loser?”
“Yes. 1 guy did. And now he’s sleeping with the fish sticks!”
“Check mate my shell covered ass, i will cut you! you dont know how we handle things south of the Gulf Stream.”
Tired of playing the human version, the lobsters decide to try Wizard’s Chess.
Salvador Dali’s “The Persistence of Kasparov”
Marcel Duchamp’s “Spicy Lobster Roll.”
M. Night Shyamalan’s “The Opening.”
“OK J.J., I can see how Spock’s Tri-Dimensional Chess may SOUND fantastical…”
Red Lobster: “Our lobsters are so delicious that they actually kill themselves just for you.”
oh, look at that…two lefties
French Defense–Maine Line
“C’mon b#%ch, loser gets the Zune docking station.”
You, sir, are no Bobby Fisher.