contest-2
by Chris Hardwick on January 11, 2009
Nerdist was started by Chris Hardwick and has grown to be a many headed beast.
by Chris Hardwick on January 11, 2009

Nerdist is a place where we nerds come together and share the nerdery that we find. It's also my home to various elements of the Nerdist Empire. You might recognize me from TV. You don't realize that's where you know me from, but it is. You think you went to college with me or I look like your cousin's friend, but that is not the case. At one time or another you stumbled upon me on your moving picture box in such cerebral gems as MTV's "Singled Out" and Noam Chomsky's "Shipmates." and so much more...
Weekend hostful! To make up for the one that got ruined last week! http://t.co/uGhLVEi2 #NJoy link
about 8 hours
Move over, monkey knife fights!
ahh craigslist, is there anything you cant do?
salvia and chess. a dangerous combination
a clip from the new show aotchess. G4 decided to go with lobsters as hosts to avoid the diva like behavior of current on air personalites kevin pereira, chris hardwick etc..
take 2
a clip from the new show aotchess. G4 decided to go with lobsters as hosts to reach out to more of the black audience. because as everyone knows about lobsters, all the meat is in the tail
Lobster 1 : “Sorry ole pal, but that appears to be checkmate.”
Lobster 2 throws the peices from the board
Lobster 2: “Let’s see if you’re as talented as a sabreist as you are as a strategist.”
Then the fight ensues through the haze of buttery rain.
Lobster 1 : “Sorry ole pal, but that appears to be checkmate.”
Lobster 2 throws the peices from the board
Lobster 2: “Let’s see if you’re as talented a sabreist as you are a strategist.”
Then the fight ensues through the haze of buttery rain.
We need the other color pieces…don’t worry, they’ll grow back.
You first then.
White Supremacy Attack–Maine Line
Something you don’t see very often–two lefties.
Alright, so you beat me at chess, you have a bigger shell than me, and the ladies love your little beady eyes…if I can crawl over these damn pieces, you’re MINE!
Not satisfied with the course of the game, Carlton decided that no one would escape the long arm of the claw.
It was then, half-way through the game, that Donald and Gerald chose to initiate their long planned suicide pact.
Losing Lobster in a French Accent ( Canadian French ):
“Zut …You have bested me again and now we duel to do ze death… on guard!”
Queen (off the board to the right): “I tire of this. Send in the hungry, hungry hippos.”
“Bone Check FOOL!!!!!!!!”
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?