ANDROID REVIEW COMING (and other crap)
by Chris Hardwick on October 10, 2008
Good citizens of The Nerdist, I’d like to address a few things:
1) Why aren’t you posting a ton?
A fair question. I’ve been on the road a lot doing stand-up comedy jokes, covering stuff for G4 and taping a new project for WIRED and PBS. While I realize that the web is, like Streptococcus salivarius, always present in our lives, I have not had huge blocks of time to bring you the kind of quality Nerdistry I can find. Also I have a WIRED Mag deadline next week. This has been siphoning all of my writing time. Things will be back to normal soon.
2) Next Thursday, the 16th, I’ll be co-hosting Attack of the Show at which time I’ll review the Android phone from the many tentacles of Google–yes, Google: like a creepy uncle, touching you wherever you are.
3) Be sure to sign up for my email list and receive info on live performances and other nerdy business. I seem to have a bunch of shows popping up.
4) The above pictured sheep is actually a robotic lawnmower. This only made it sexier to me.
5) The fifth point in any list is a cumbersome, vestigial appendage.
OK, the robotic sheep lawnmower is TOTALLY going on my Christmas list. I don’t care how much it costs. Hell, someone can just buy me a lawnmower and put a cardboard sheep over top of it and that would work too.
RE: Android review: Thank you! Mine will be in my grubby little hands on the 22nd, and I need more than a lame Flash tour from T-Mobile.
Also *insert sheep joke here*.
Hahaha the sign in the background completes this picture!
“Who’s a good lawnmower-disguised-as-a-sheep-with-two-pupils-per-eye? You are!”
haha sheep at work… plz do not disturb kthx!
robotic lawnmower shaped like a sheep…wow.
I can’t wait for you to be back on AOTs. I am excited.
Hee hee….. Somewhere in here, there’s also a joke about being a closeted New Zealander.
That sheep is so awesome that I didn’t read a single word posted under it. Upstaged, sir.
No upcoming live dates in New York? Boo.
is the sheep single? I would like to date the sheep.
Thank you for the info…We were feeling neglected (in a nerdy way)!!
Lawnmower sheep.. is apprehensive.
Regarding robo-ewe: I won’t be expecting a cover of Johann Sebastian’s “Sheep May Safely Graze” on your next CD then. (Oh dear, unfortunate use of word “cover”)
Oh my god that is the most amazing lawn mower/sheep I have ever seen. Thank you. You made my day.