My good friend and "Attack of the Show" writer Kevin Seccia has just started what may prove the be the most useful cloud in the blogosphere. HowToBeatUpAnything.com is exactly what the url puports: A GUIDE FOR BEATING UP ANYTHING. The first few posts instruct plucky pugilists as to the proper methods for dispensing proper beat-downs to Achilles, a father and son team, and an apple-throwing tree from The Wizard of Oz.
And it is hilarious.
If have any "how to beat up" queries of your own, leave them here in the comments thread and I will pass them on.
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Chris, how can I beat up Batman? That seems pretty hard.
I would like to beat up Cubism.
Or a Fire Hydrant.
Chris great sight can’t wait to see some future entries on the site
does it have hot to beat up you? oh and you must have been tired when you wrote that…..typo nazi!
How do you beat up Butter Our Troops?
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/babylonbeyond/2007/11/onward-butter-s.html
What if I want to beat up queries? Can Kevin help me out with that?
sweetness.
Thanks guys. Just added Batman. Sorry, Dark Knight…
yay, another site with hilarious, witty writing to keep me entertained whilst at work! thanks!
How do u beat up Keven Pereira O-o