REVIEW: Samsung Instinct
by Chris Hardwick on June 30, 2008
I hope it came across in this review but I genuinely liked this phone. It’s web browsing is shoddy but, look, if you’re on Sprint and you want a light, cool phone and don’t care about surfing around a lot then this is a good choice for you. Samsung’s breaking all kinds of sales records with this baby. Millions of people can’t be wrong! (except in the case of the Nazis)


Where you type “shotty,” I think you mean “shoddy” — of poor quality — or “spotty” — not uniform or consistent. “Shotty” would mean having or relating to the quality of being shot, like black people.
Tom, you have simultaneously saved this post and sparked a race war.